Saturday, August 18, 2012

The Sugary Puffer Fish

Yesterday, Winter and I trick or treated the nurses station, and got her a super-power germ fighting mask like mommies, some pizza combos, and an m&m bag from Tony who giggled about how cute she was the whole time.  I'm not sure if Tony remembered me, but I once tried to give him and my mom a heart attack by having richters on  his shift.

I haven't mentioned my love for prednesone yet, so here it is.  Dear Prednesone, you make me sick, you're like slime between my toes...oh, sorry, you know the rest.

Anyway, yesterday I started feeling myself puff up from prednesone and was confused since A) This didn't happen in the hospital last time, and B) I'd been avoiding salt.  Then I realized, as I lay there feeling like an over-ripe gourd, that last time I wasn't CONSTANTLY getting water from a drip, and getting flushed with SALINE.  Oh well on that part.  We're just a school of puffer fish up here on 8th.

One thing I didn't know about prednesone the first go round was that it causes blood sugar problems, so I probably spent those two years as a ballooning diabetic, since I remember drinking lots of Coke.  My youth saved me I'm guessing.  Now that they know this dirty trick I have to have my blood sugar tested.  Anyway, I drank a can of Dr. Pepper in the afternoon and maybe eight ounces more with dinner which included a very amazing pumpkin pie, and my blood sugar turned up to 174 so I had to get a shot.

I think I will stick to tea mostly for my caffeine qualification.  Maybe have 8 ounces once in a while.

Reguardless, you could guess what happens after drinking even a little bit of Dr. Pepper and eating pumpkin pie....   That's right, I had really bad HEARTBURN in the middle of the night, and had to take three tums and belch my way around the nurses station.

I think I'm going to go easy on the breakfast.  And dad-your guess was closer on the counts come morning. :)

Counts
WBC= 1.6
HCT= 27.4
PLT= 63

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